crane or water-buffalo?

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well we've been here two weeks
which is the longest i've been anywhere since we quit copenhagen in february
and priscilla is heading for completion of her first draft
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and well, we're going to have trouble leaving
alot of trouble
so i reckon, we either hire a crane to dig ourselves out of here
or we find a team of friendly water-buffalo to drag our heavying carcasses off the beach
which do you think?
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last time i was here i hired a crane
to extract myself from the idyllic luxury of it all
and it worked
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so which, crane or buffalo?
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and will it take us two days or two weeks?
cos its gonna be tough
can we make it?
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