muggins

canadians don't have the word muggins

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ahhh its muggins
me
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ahhh its buggins turn
me
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ahhh
don't hang about drinking holes till the empty end
you never know what awful plans people are going to come up with
tara travis bloody hell
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ahhh
there's a cabaret on saturday
muggins here is running it
but don't you go...
don't go...
o god, how can i get out of this? o blimey
what an awful plan
bloody tara travis and her hideous imagination
bloody hell
but i simply could not think of a good reason to say no
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cos why?
how many ghastly mistakes of history happened because

some inert brains could not think of a

good reason to say no...?
le fait ce n'est ce pas [?] accomplit

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cos they came up with a terrible plan for me
of which i cannot speak
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bloody hell
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o the diverse indignities of the tour

o their ever expanding diversity

o bloody hell