Sunday, 22 August 2010

best way to innocently muck up someone else's show

stand outside as the audience are going in
handing out packets of chips and popcorn
to everyone
so, inevitably, there is going to be some rustling
the whole time
if not lots
and then
if you're feeling sadistic
stand outside after
when the actor or actors are leaving
and watch the chastened look on their face as they've had a
bloody awful time
with their show
the good thing about this malevolence is that a successful show will have the worst time
as there'll be more people
hee hee hee
this would be a very mean trick

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