Diet Water

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Yes it finally happened

I can’t say it was a surprise

But i could only burst out in glee

Cos yes, we were served a bottle of

Diet Water

Or more accurately Diet Aqua

Which is Diet Water

Hoorah

You gotta laugh

Are you laughing?

I am

Diet Water

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Meanwhile its holiday Saturday in Mal

A seaside resort for Chennai 60km up the coast

And we thought it was a procession for the Pongal Festival in the morning but no, it was the heavy wave of daytrippers

So what’s its like

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Well start with an idea of Blackpool, or NY’s Brighton Beach eighty years ago

But with cows and goats eating the strews of rubbish

Small girl in ragged princess dress mooning sadly over cheap dolls