o no i've turned into a hippy

see blog below
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i only ever wanted to be an anarchist
kinda punk rock style
but omygod
itwasnevertheplan
i'veturnedintoa
hippy
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o no
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did anyone out there ever hear an early grunge song which began, before the music, with
o mum, i think i'm a dork...?
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well i say
o mum, i think i'm a hippy

or have i always been a latent hippy?
terrible thought
have i always been a hippy in denial?
terrible thought
should i just shut up and get used to it?
terrible thought
come out of the closet and admit it?
terrible prospect
i'm 47, i really should know myself by now
but a hippy...?
terrible prospect

o mum, i think i'm a hippy

i mean
poet, well la de da
six months in India
what a giveaway
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after six months in india three years ago
what a giveaway
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with conspicuously long hair
what a giveaway
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vague subpseudoneo half-assed Buddhism in his so-called "poems"
what a giveaway
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oh no
what a giveaway

o mum, i think i'm a dork
sorry, hippy
who cares?
its all awful
how did this happen?
i tried, i really tried
but in the end the latentcloset hippyness just wouldn't lie down and smoke another joint
no it had to stand up and get noticed
O mum...
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