BEST WAR EVER

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All five scumbags responsible for it died shortly after it began

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In 1285
French invasion of Aragon, over Sicily [I think]
Dubbed a crusade by yet another venal murderous pope
All five responsible died very shortly after it barely began
So it never really happened
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Phillip III of France, dying of plague shortly after entry into Aragon
Like his father died of plague in the ultra-crap Crusade which only got as far as Tunis
[which is not on the way to Jerusalem]
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Peter of Aragon, succumbed to the void
like any warmaker should
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Charles of Anjou
Scumbag supreme
Finally did the world a favour and
After a zillion iniquities
Died
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Pope Martin the can’t-kill-em-fast-enough VI
Died
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So the King of Spain
Not wishing to miss out
Died too
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BEST WAR EVER
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