Roger Ebert’s new voice

Saw my mate Matthew last night

Who used to have a poetic alter-ego as Hawaiian Dave

But now runs a speech technology company

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And it was him who

Redesigned Roger Ebert’s new voice

The film-critic

And writer of Beyond The Valley of The Dolls

After he had it removed for health reasons

So they recreated it synthetically to be just like the real one

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…They are making voices for people

… wow

and at the forefront is my mate Matthew

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All the press quote

Doctor Matthew Aylett

Which sounds very proper

And makes you think of white coats and a steady eye

But its just Matthew

Hawaiian Dave

Iffy shirt man

I went to his wedding

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edinburgh

dismal drear morn

dreik

boiling greys loom deep behind the bold green

i premiere tonight so the pressure is on

this is one of those days wholly given over to... just one thing

the new show

the hour, 9-10

two rehearses

healthy food

a sleep

a dvd

a climb up calton hill and

alot but not too much coffee

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that's the day

and The Scotsman are apparently coming to review so its

double-pressure

nice

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saw Bad Lieutenant

good not great

nicely twisted but overdone twistedness at times

then Robin Hood

which is OK despite having a lousy story

and historically being ridiculous

though looking OK

decent cast

Russell Crowe is great as Russell Crowe being Robin Hood

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but i wonder

if you remember the last Robin Hood which was great despite the fact Kevin Costner was terrible

and he was in a crap movie whereas Morgan Freeman Mary-Stuart whatsername and especially Alan Rickman were all in very different but great movies.

so what if you could ditch Kevin and get in Russell?

what if?

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